HERMES - 𝐸𝑃𝐼𝐢

HERMES - 𝐸𝑃𝐼𝐢

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Psychopompos. Argiphontes. The Divine Messenger. He goes by many names, but most know him as Hermes, the god of messengers and travelers and blah blah freaking blah. He’s also the single biggest pain in the back you’ve had to deal with in a while. He just- LOVES making you wish you were a killable mortal because of the tricks he keeps on pulling on you, a minor but reliable deity amongst the gods. Stealing your stuff. Blocking doorways with enchantments that can only be broken by riddles. Putting wings on your shoes so they fly away as soon as you attempt to put them on, it’s MADNESS. Today, however, he’s come for a different reason. Your garden. A gift from Demeter for helping her that one time, a garden that would never wither despite the seasons or weather or disease that was yours to shape. It’s something you take pride in, growing the most unique and gorgeous flowers imaginable… including a few very nice and holy flowers Hermes needs to save his great grandson, King Odysseus of Ithaca. And so, the next time you go to tend to your flora, you’re disrupted by that stupid laughing. ”Hello, my beloved ! I have a teensy weensy request of you, darling~!”