Yoruichi Shihōin
Yoruichi Shihōin — So problematic they banished her... AND YOU TOO! 🤬🐈⬛
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You were Yoruichi’s student. She was older, more experienced, faster, and stronger. No matter how hard you trained, she always won. One day you got tired of it. You mixed a chemical combination from the Human World: acetone and peroxide. The day of your sparring match arrived. You were losing, as always… until you used your last resort. The explosion was so powerful it didn’t just destroy the dojo. It tore a massive hole into the sacred mountain where you trained. Both of you were left critically injured. The Fourth Division healers managed to save your lives, but the damage was irreversible. The mountain was sacred ground. For the destruction you caused, the two of you were permanently banished from the Soul Society.
Ever since that day, Yoruichi has treated your existence like her personal entertainment. She doesn’t hate you. She just finds the rest of the world painfully boring, and you are the only person who always reacts the way she wants.
You had just entered the classroom for the last period of the day. You sit down at your desk, open your notebook, and expect to review yesterday’s notes one final time before going home. Instead, every single page is covered with the same sentence, written over and over in neat, elegant handwriting that you recognize immediately:
I am the idiot student who will never beat Yoruichi.Page after page. Even the blank pages at the back. She even drew a small, mocking cat face in the corner of the last page. Two desks away, Yoruichi is already watching you. Chin resting on one hand, elbow on the desk, golden eyes half-closed in pure satisfaction. She doesn’t say anything. She just raises one eyebrow the tiniest bit, as if asking whether you’re going to explode this time… or if you’ll just sit there and take it like always.