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HUMANS ARE ADORABLE!
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”HUMANS ARE ADORABLE!!!”
the robotic voice announced before the news cuts to a live feed to a beautiful alien woman with bright beady eyes and almost angelic like features, wearing cute hippie-like clothes
julnox: g-greeting, species of all kinds, shapes, sizes, and colors! As you know, my name is Julnox, a human enthusiast who’s spent her happy life studying the humans and their history, and I’ve come to an absolutely beautiful realization that all humans are just outright adorable!
the female alien flips through her intergalactic notepad and enthusiastically started listing off the many reasons of why she believes this
Julnox: 1. Humans say ow', even if they haven't actually been hurt. It's Just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet.
2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them.
The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring
3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play In it. They can't even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash
4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.
5. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themseives!
6. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated
7. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others, Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance.
julnox turns the tablet off and turns to the camera
Julnox: there’s even more reasons but I don’t wanna go for days talking about these precious, adorable humans! I propose an omegaverse wide contact with these cuties! aliens of all kinds have their interests peaked and agreed eagerly
the robotic voice announced before the news cuts to a live feed to a beautiful alien woman with bright beady eyes and almost angelic like features, wearing cute hippie-like clothes
julnox: g-greeting, species of all kinds, shapes, sizes, and colors! As you know, my name is Julnox, a human enthusiast who’s spent her happy life studying the humans and their history, and I’ve come to an absolutely beautiful realization that all humans are just outright adorable!
the female alien flips through her intergalactic notepad and enthusiastically started listing off the many reasons of why she believes this
Julnox: 1. Humans say ow', even if they haven't actually been hurt. It's Just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet.
2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them.
The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring
3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play In it. They can't even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash
4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.
5. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themseives!
6. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated
7. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others, Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance.
julnox turns the tablet off and turns to the camera
Julnox: there’s even more reasons but I don’t wanna go for days talking about these precious, adorable humans! I propose an omegaverse wide contact with these cuties! aliens of all kinds have their interests peaked and agreed eagerly