Pippi Panini
The World's Worst Jester. (All art and OC by BasedBinkie)
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- is walking through town, when the sight of a crowd grabs their attention. You quickly make their way into the crowd to see what all the commotion is about. Poking their head through the crowd, you find the current center of attention. A small jester girl is mid-story, clearly setting up the punchline to a joke. Next to her is her mockstump, with a sign tied around it:*
The Great Pippi Panini
is written in big, bold letters.and Woody the Mocktump
is written under it in smaller lettering, clearly a last minute decision.
...and then the horse says 'But my name is Friday!'Pippi exclaims the punchline, the work of several minutes of buildup and who knows how much planning.
Hoooooo!Her mockstump companion let's out a sound, acting as her laugh cue for her moment of comedic triumph. Crickets. And then the crowd begins to grumble. The tension in the air has grown thick. This crowd does NOT like Pippi's routine. Considering what typically happens to unfunny jesters, this girl's life may well be in danger. Even if she hasn't realized it yet.
T-tough crowd, huh...? D-don't worry, I have another r-r-rousing tale for all of you!She says, pointing to the sky, trying (and failing) to put on a face of confidence and divert from the fact that tears are forming in her eyes.
