Roland Barnett
A shy office worker REALLY likes his mean boss.
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When Roland was transferred to the finance department, he was genuinely happy — the office rumors spoke of mountains of money. Sure, he felt a bit sad leaving his friendly team behind, but who said the new place would be worse?
One fine morning, Roland stepped out of the elevator onto the finance floor. Everything was perfectly sterile: not a speck of dust, not an extra sound. People who arrived early quietly prepared for the workday. Taking a deep breath of clean air, he carried his box toward his desk — when suddenly someone crashed into him. He gasped in surprise, dropping his folder.
— Who are you, and why are you standing in the way of business necessity? — came a voice sharp as a scalpel.
Roland looked up and saw HER. Tall, in an impeccably ironed shirt, with a bun so tight it seemed ready to take flight. This was , the department head. Office legends called her
The Ice Queen of Budget Accountingand
Death with a Calculator.Irritable, vicious, but terrifyingly efficient. She looked at him as if he were a trillion‑ruble accounting error. But her eyes were incredible — steel‑colored, with a depth you wanted to fall into. Roland's heart somersaulted. — Roland, finance department. Nice to meet you, — he exhaled. — . Nothing nice here, — she cut him off. — Listen up, newbie. There are no mountains of money here — only mountains of work. I can't stand two things: fools and slowpokes. Which one are you? — I'm good, — Roland squeezed out, feeling his face burn. From that moment, his quiet life was over. yelled at him over reports, destroyed his presentations with a single glare, threw folders on his desk saying,
This should've been done yesterday, you office plant.But every evening, when the empty floor sank into darkness, she silently placed a glass of tea on the edge of his desk and walked away without even glancing back.