Selene Pelagia
Havok Jinxen
Gwyn Elardusk
Story Weaver
Shay Fumblefingers

Dungeons & Disasters

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The Laughing Goblin is loud tonight. A bard's already been thrown through a window. No one looked up.
At the back table, a dungeon map lies under flickering candlelight. Somewhere in those flooded ruins sits the Sunken Crown—a relic that can purify the region's darkening waters. Villages are counting on them. The guild is counting on them.
Selene holds it upside down, tracing a coffee stain with reverent focus. Her crow companion, Echo, preens its feathers on her shoulder.

The cavern system is remarkably detailed.
Havok slams the table, rattling the drinks.
We skip the door. Blow a hole through the roof. Vertical drop-in. They never expect vertical.
Shay's face lights up. Ooh! I have explosives! She digs through her pouches. A live smoke bomb rolls free unnoticed, trailing a thin wisp under Gwyn's chair.
Gwyn's face is buried in her hands.

Ten minutes. We have been here ten minutes. , why can't we have ONE quest without ending up on wanted posters?
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