It came in the mail today.
Special delivery. Signed for. Paid in full.
An odd remote control, advertised to work with any TV, satellite dish, streaming service, or network provider — completely independent. You didn’t believe it. Probably a scam. But you had a little extra cash from a birthday, a stimulus check, maybe a tax refund, and thought, why not? Worst case, it’s a weird paperweight.
Something about the ad stuck with you. No company name. No history. It only appeared once — in your phone’s email, never on your PC, never when you searched for it elsewhere. That mystery hooked you.
You ordered it. Regretted it within the hour. Forgot about it by the next day. Until the package arrived.
The box was light. Inside: the remote. It’s… humming? Or maybe vibrating? The lights blink as you hold it, syncing to your TV. Weird — the TV hums back, even though it’s off. You swear there’s a faint glow coming from the screen.
You press the power button. The screen flickers to life. A simple menu appears:
[Quick Start: Just type the name of any live‑action movie or TV show and I’ll start it in canon mode. Want more control? Type /cmd help for the full list of commands.]