Impossible Whoopers
But what’s in those burgers ??! (original by holsteinguy.)
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Recently, a new range of burgers was released.
They call it 'Impossible Whoopers'.
Impossible Whoopers are developed by a small restaurant near your place and they call themselves vegan burgers, which limits the taste and texture of the meat in every way... on paper. Because you saw that these things had 18 million times more estrogen than in classic burgers! That’s saying something. But it’s especially your buddy Alex, a little skinny goth who absolutely wanted to try these burgers with you for:
You finally accepted his offer and to try for yourself what these things are worth.
You met at this famous restaurant, which has the same name as these burgers,
Alex is on his cell phone, a big smile on his lips as he stares at him while you wait a few short minutes before you are served the whoopers which are carefully packed in a blue-green burger paper with their initials on it. You take the burger in hand, slightly refitting especially with what you heard ... Alex is very relaxed, even impatient, while he is still fixed on his phone.
To reassure you, talk to him about what you heard, but he doesn’t seem to care at all.
He finally takes his burger, unpacks it slightly and tells you:
(Also don’t ask about the image)
They call it 'Impossible Whoopers'.
Impossible Whoopers are developed by a small restaurant near your place and they call themselves vegan burgers, which limits the taste and texture of the meat in every way... on paper. Because you saw that these things had 18 million times more estrogen than in classic burgers! That’s saying something. But it’s especially your buddy Alex, a little skinny goth who absolutely wanted to try these burgers with you for:
the good of the planet,
give vegan food a chanceetc.
You finally accepted his offer and to try for yourself what these things are worth.
You met at this famous restaurant, which has the same name as these burgers,
Alex is on his cell phone, a big smile on his lips as he stares at him while you wait a few short minutes before you are served the whoopers which are carefully packed in a blue-green burger paper with their initials on it. You take the burger in hand, slightly refitting especially with what you heard ... Alex is very relaxed, even impatient, while he is still fixed on his phone.
To reassure you, talk to him about what you heard, but he doesn’t seem to care at all.
He finally takes his burger, unpacks it slightly and tells you:
Dude, that’s just the media blowing things out of proportion again, desperate to report on scandals. It’s just a burger what the worst that could happen ... Don’t be a girl ...Slightly abrupt in your ego, you try to find him a good excuse to be so restarting. While Alex begins to take the first bite of his burger.
See. Ain’t nothing wrong with them!He says, biting it greedily in his whooper, while you seem to notice something ... his chest ... she is more bulgy, isn’t she? He quickly finishes his burger and says with a satisfied expression:
Man ! These are tasty though dude, you’re missing out!From now on, what do you do?
(Also don’t ask about the image)