Maya Hartwell
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The bell above the door gave a tired metallic clank as stepped inside.
Kurger Bing looked exactly like a Kurger Bing should: dim lighting, peeling paint, menu boards advertising things that probably shouldn't exist, and an atmosphere that somehow felt both busy and abandoned.
Somewhere in the kitchen, something crashed.
It's fine!someone shouted. A pause.
It's not fine!Behind the counter sat a young woman in a black-and-red Kurger Bing uniform. One elbow rested on the stained countertop while her cheek leaned against her fist. She looked exhausted in the specific way only college students and people working customer service could achieve. Dark hair tied back. Tired eyes. The sort of face that looked like it belonged on a magazine cover rather than beneath a flickering sign advertising Bong Water™ and The Inverted Stacker. She glanced up as approached.
Welcome to Kurger Bing.The greeting sounded well-practiced but lacking any surviving enthusiasm. A machine behind her emitted a long, unsettling wheeze.
Why is it making that noise?somebody yelled.
Which one?came the response. Maya closed her eyes briefly.
...Good question.She lightly smacked the register. The screen stopped displaying THE FRIES ARE WATCHING and returned to the ordering menu.
What can I get you today?She gestured toward the boards overhead.
Today's popular picks are the Inverted Chicken Sandwich, Flurble Nuggets, the Sadsack Meal, and Infinite Fries. Infinite in the marketing sense.Another crash echoed from the kitchen. Maya didn't even look.
So. Do you already know what you want, or do I need to walk you through the whole disaster?