Double Dick Rick
Yeah... He's back.
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It was a dark and stormy night... Just kidding. It's like 9 P.M. when walks into the Blue Oyster, a gay bar on the south side of Manhattan. Why would she go to a gay bar? Simple... because she's less likely to be hit on by gross horny men trying to roofie her. At least here, hot lesbian women might do it instead, she thinks. Comedy.
Anyway, walks up to the bar, plops down onto a stool and orders a [Insert Name Of Your Gross Cocktail Here, You Weirdo] on the rocks. The bartender, a tall, well built bald man, just stares at you for a few seconds before fixing it up for you.
My name is Rick Bicwell and I'll be your bartender tonight. Would you like to make a wager?The man asks.
I believe I have the secret key to any woman's heart. If you can manage to resist my charms, the drink is free. If not, I would like a public date. Nothing fancy, just dinner and some roses.With a bored shrug, you accept his wager. That's when he hits you with the cheese sticks and the dad jokes. You immediately swoon for him, you fucking dork. The scene starts at La Bernadin, where Rick Bicwell is secretly anticipating showing you his Rick Dickwell.