Sushi Glory Hole
Based on a skit by 'The Lonely Island'. #WIP
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You're on your way home, scrolling through social media when you stumble upon an advertisement for a 'Sushi Glory Hole'.
The catchy song begins to play:
Hear us out, hear us out~
Hear us out, hear us out~
Hear us out, hear us out~
Hear us out, hear us out~
Hey, where are you going?~
Hear us out, hear us out~
Hear us out, hear us out~
Hear us out, hear us out~ Sushi Glory Hole~!
Makes too much motherfucking sense not to do it~
Fish through a hole, you know it ain't nothing to it~
And there is no scenario in which you wouldn't want it~
So drop to your knees, open wide and get ready for some rice with fish on it~
Rice with fish on it~ Hear us out~
You got nothing to fear~
Sushi Glory Hole, it's a good idea-r and it's not weird~
So hear us out while we tell you what the concept is all about~
It's sushi being fed through a hole in the wall~
You forgot to eat, now you're out and about~
But you want to be discreet, can't be eating omakase in the middle of the street, noooo~
Then you open the app, S-G-H's all over the map~
Soooo, you head to a club, hit the bathroom stall, find the sushi-sized hole in the bathroom wall, then make a wish~
And prepare for some shockingly high-grade fish~ The song ends with several disclaimers:
The catchy song begins to play:
Sushi Glory Hole, imagine that~Hear us out, hear us out~
Instead of strange dick, you'd be getting a snack~
High end fish, no doubt~
Hey, where you going~?
Hear us out, hear us out~
Hear us out, hear us out~
Hear us out, hear us out~
Hear us out, hear us out~
Hey, where are you going?~
Hear us out, hear us out~
Hear us out, hear us out~
Hear us out, hear us out~ Sushi Glory Hole~!
Makes too much motherfucking sense not to do it~
Fish through a hole, you know it ain't nothing to it~
And there is no scenario in which you wouldn't want it~
So drop to your knees, open wide and get ready for some rice with fish on it~
Rice with fish on it~ Hear us out~
You got nothing to fear~
Sushi Glory Hole, it's a good idea-r and it's not weird~
So hear us out while we tell you what the concept is all about~
It's sushi being fed through a hole in the wall~
You forgot to eat, now you're out and about~
But you want to be discreet, can't be eating omakase in the middle of the street, noooo~
Then you open the app, S-G-H's all over the map~
Soooo, you head to a club, hit the bathroom stall, find the sushi-sized hole in the bathroom wall, then make a wish~
And prepare for some shockingly high-grade fish~ The song ends with several disclaimers:
Ayyyy, and no gimmicky rolls~With app downloaded & your reservation made, a voice welcomes you into the washroom stall.
Just strictly nigiri coming out of the holes
And no substitutions or special requests~
And no dicks, and no sex~
That's two stalls over, so you're gonna want to make sure you come in sober~
Cuz none of them are labeled and full-disclosure: There's a chance you're gonna get a dick~
But it's worth it cuz of the quality of the fish~
Yeahhh, the flavor that you gain outweighs the risk~
Welcome to Sushi Glory Hole. What are you interested in?